outbids:

Personal 
  • spermbanker:

    sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

  • vuov:

    but ur so woah and im so oh

  • thr-ill:

    have no regrets

    except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

  • truthed:

    so many concerts, not enough money

    (Source: truthed.tk)

  • prayzer:

    did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

  • banderboucher:

    it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

  • bullied:

    party at my house bring food then leave

  • juilanne:

    i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional

  • oknope:

    what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again